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i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats
Haystack’s Farm (by jackalope22)
DID SHE REALLY DO THIS IM CRYGNSDJKCKFSHFunny but really not graceful or nice. Doesn’t live up to her song mean and apparently doesn’t show forgiveness.
nope this was needed. kanye west is a jackass.
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
apparently in states where using radar-detectors is illegal cops are equipped with radar-detector-detectors and apparently companies sell radar-detector-detector-detectors and I want to know how deep this goes